Allyson. 17 . Ohio. Gay.

bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

image

ah yes your average straight boy

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fancypancakes:

cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

Also lesbians pls

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via lez-b-closer)

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blastortoise:

bank: your account is at -$5000….

me: |-5000|

me: :)

bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via thenot-so-frenchhornplayer)

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hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

(via thenot-so-frenchhornplayer)

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castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

(via ursulasdoublechin)

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hermyonie:

lionvillage:

public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc. and you expect them to be perfect students like no

private school is also a joke you do the exact same thing, make everything harder, and also charge money for it

(Source: boybug, via devestatingly-beautiful)

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thenewagecaveman:

hm1princesspeach:

man she put up with a lot of shit

she had two kids with that man

thenewagecaveman:

hm1princesspeach:

man she put up with a lot of shit

she had two kids with that man

(Source: mccalacheyenne, via mayeshanonymous)

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